Why did the crab never share?
Because it was a little shellfish.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer. 😂
Why did the squirrel bring a suitcase?
It was nuts about traveling.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
Mice Krispies.
Why did the horse sit down at work?
It was feeling a little hoarse.
What do you call a dog magician?
A Labracadabrador.
Why did the owl invite friends over?
It didn't want to be owl by itself.
What do you get when a sheep studies karate?
A lamb chop.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Why don't penguins like talking to strangers?
Because they find it hard to break the ice.
Why did the duck get promoted?
Because it always quacked the code.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
Why did the cow become an astronaut?
To see the moooon.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What did the hamster say after running on the wheel all day?
“I’m exhausted, but at least I got nowhere fast!” 😄🐾
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